Dear Sir or Madam will you read my book?
It took me years to write will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
and I need a job so I wanna be a Paperback Writer
Paperback Writer
It's a dirty story of a dirty man
and his clinging wife doesn't understand
his son is working for the Daily Mail
it's a steady job but he wants to be a Paperback Writer
Paperback Writer
Paperback Writer [Paperback Writer]
It's a thousand pages give or take a few [Frère... ]
I'll be writing more in a week or two[....Jacques]
I can make it longer if you like the style [Frère... ]
I can change it 'round and I wanna be a Paperback Writer [....Jacques]
Paperback Writer
If you really like it you can have the rights [Frère... ]
It can make a million for you overnight [....Jacques]
If you must return it you can send it here [Frère... ]
but I need a job and I wanna be a Paperback Writer [....Jacques]
Paperback Writer
Paperback Writer [Paperback Writer]
Paperback Writer [Paperback Writer] (repeat and fade)
